im setting myself on fire goodbye
I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth
TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH
I couldn’t hear you.
Over all the voices of amazing women.
Who could have
Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.
No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.
Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.
my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”
just somethings that women invented:
- life rafts
- fire escape
- car heaters
- medical syringes
- windshield wipers
- water heater
- chocolate chip cookies
- disposable cell phones
- Bulletproof vests
We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?
And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?
Arg, posts like this.
Also Re: “never forced to die in a war”, Libya, Benin, Chad, Malaysia, Tunisia, Cuba, Eritrea, Taiwan, and Israel’s mandatory military services would like to have a word with you.
I’m going to go point by point here:
Joan of Arc led an army 600 YEARS AGO what do you mean women have never fought in wars? COUNTLESS women have been killed in battle. HOW DARE YOU disregard their courage and their sacrifice. And let’s not forget all the women who contributed to war efforts before they were allowed to fight by working in factories, nursing, spying, and making sure the industries back home didn’t die completely.
“Women have never lead a nation”? Yeah, everyone from Margaret Thatcher to Ruth Dreifuss would like to have a word with you about that. The Chancellor of Germany (generally considered one of the most powerful people in Europe and in the world) is a woman. The Presidents of Liberia, Argentina, Lithuania, Costa Rica, Brazil, Kosovo, Malawi, and South Korea are women, as are the Prime Ministers of Bangladesh, Iceland, Trinidad and Tobago, Australia, Slovakia, Thailand, Denmark, and Jamaica. The US Secretary of State, the President of the Indian National Congress Party, the General Secretary of the Burmese National League for Democracy, and the monarchs of England and Jordan are women.
Facebook’s COO, the CEOs of Pepsi, Kraft, Xerox, IBM, Yahoo, WellPoint, Avon, the President of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, and the co-chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment are women, just to name a few. There are now a million more female college graduates in America than there are male college grads. So no, I would not say that women are incapable of succeeding at their jobs. I think we can all agree that idiots like you are the reason women get paid less than their male counterparts.
RE the voting thing and the thing about women not being able to make difficult decisions: The ghosts of Susan B. Anthony, Amelia Bloomer, Emily Davison, Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, Mary Richardson, Emmeline Pankhurst, Frances Ellen Watkins, Maria W. Stewart, Christabel Pankhurst, Lucy Stone, and all the other suffragettes and abolitionists who fought for their rights despite how radical and dangerous it was are coming to haunt you.
The things about wimpy support groups and physical beauty make so little sense that I don’t even know what to say in response
A further list of things invented by women:
Toilet paper holder
Submarine lamp and telescope
Home solar heating system
Gas heating furnace
Cobol (first computer language)
Electric hot water heater
You conveniently forgot to mention literature, but let me just remind everyone that the 5th, 6th, 12th, 14th, 16th, 17th, 18th, and 21st best-selling books of all time were written by women. The 1st, 2nd and 6th best-selling authors of 2012 are women, while the 3rd best-selling book of 2011 was written by a woman…do I really need to continue?
Women have not contributed to science or mathematics or the building blocks of modern society? Tell that to the 43 female Nobel Prize winners. Tell that to Emilie du Chatelet, Caroline Herschel, Mary Anning, Mary Somerville, Maria Mitchell, Lise Meitner, Irène Curie-Joliot, Barbara McClintock, Dorothy Hodgkin, Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, any of the people mentioned in the previous comments, or any of the other women who made significant scientific or mathematical advances despite being oppressed by people like you. Oh, and RE the philosophy, here’s a list of people who prove you wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_philosophers.
And women did all that in a society ruled by thinking like yours. While bearing your children and wearing corsets.
I never claimed we were superior, but don’t you dare tell me we are not EQUAL.
Any person who suggests that a woman is “equal” to a man needs to have their definition of “equal” checked.
Here are a few differences between men and women:
- Average Life Expectancy
- Physical Appearance
- Part played in Reproduction
- Inner workings of the Brain
- Social Responsibilities
- Social Pressures
- Social Skills
- Attributed Perks
- Response to the well off [of gender]
- Response to the downtrodden [of gender]
- Average Jail term
- Average pay*
- Average disposable funds
- Economic Value
- Methods of dealing with impasse
- Balance between logic/creative
- Response to death [of gender]
- Likelihood to win child custody in a divorce/breakup
- Likelihood to complain about winning child custody
- Suicides after first year of divorce/breakup with restricted access to kids.
- Suicide rates
- Academic Success
- Physical Prowess
- Pain tolerance
- Physical requirements for armed forces/firefighters/police force etc.
- Mental requirements for armed forces/firefighters/police force etc.
- Deaths in wars
- Likelihood of developing certain types of cancer
- Vulnerability to various diseases.
- Average numeracy/literacy skill.
.. I could go on..
(* A women who has never been married and does the exact same job as a man [hours/load/etc..] will earn more; Due to childcare and other extenuating variables… women on average women earn less)
My only real objection to people who campaign for “equal” (a.k.a. extended) rights for women is that they do not also campaign for equal responsibilities.
Yes there were some women that did some great and not so great things, woo hoo, that *must* prove all women are equal to all men… *derp*
Also, A man invented the medium(s) you are all bitching on, right now.
(tl;dr: fems stop QQing, why don’t you petition fb to remove this sort of thing again?)
As a man who would play the “female” role in reproduction I just wanna say that comment made me want to set myself on fire
i will literally flip tHIS MORON INTO THE FUCKING SUN WHY CAN’T HUMANS ALL JUST BE FUCKING EQUAL GOD DAMMIT. I’m sick of women being put on a lower-sitting step like really?? fuck we’re all the same aside from the shit between our legs and our roles in reproduction so can we leave it at that?? thank
The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism. Lewis’ Law has never held so true as it does right now.
Okay, let me say this. Anyone mind if I muse aloud? Yes? No? Well I’m gonna.
Are “men” (I use the term loosely and set apart in quotations to speak of a specific group of people and not the entire gender), but are “men” really so easily threatened? Are their egos so delicate and frail that any time something seems like it might stand on equal footing with them, they need to poke it and pull the rug under its feet and shoot it and push it until its fallen onto its knees?
"Men" have such a HUGE inferiority complex they can’t help but feel afraid when the people they think they should be lording it over, stand on their own two feet with shoulders squared and head held high.
How dare women not need them to satisfy their egos the way they need women. How dare women contribute anything to society without bowing and kissing the feet of “men”. How dare any woman have confidence and self worth without a “man” giving them to her!
Because let’s face it, these “men” are desperate. They do feel threatened. They spent centuries stepping on women and telling them they’re trash who can’t do anything on their own because they were afraid of losing their seat of power. And now their seat is threatened and they don’t like it. These “men” are terrified, shitting themselves, because who is going to make them feel validated, important, special if not women?
These “men” are raised thinking they’re superior, that they’re the best and women should want to serve them and make them happy. Then when the women don’t, these “men” are frustrated and confused. Their whole lives, their whole upbringing, is a sham. It’s a tower of glass on a sand foundation and they don’t know what to do. Their whole life is a lie, the whole world is a lie, and it’s not fair. So they do the only thing they can.
They try to stomp out the voices. They try to beat women down in the hopes that someday, they’ll feel important again. Special again. Because somehow, their importance and self worth hinges on
whether or not a woman approves of them.
They need a “good wife” or “hot girlfriend”. They need a woman who loves them and supports them and does all the things around the house they don’t wanna do and brings them their slippers and a pipe when they get home from work before going back into the kitchen to finish the pot roast. Who’ll have the sex with them that they can brag to their friends about. Who they can talk down to and feel superior over because, no matter how bad the gays are or the muslims or whatever these “men” are insulting this week, at least they aren’t women.
They can’t feel important without a woman, and this fucking infuriates them. They KNOW it, but they don’t want WOMEN to know it, because then women won’t do what they want, they won’t have these bruised and beaten egos from a lifetime of being told they aren’t as good as men at anything and need them just to survive.
Women can feel important and special all on their own and how dare someone do that when they can’t. How DARE someone have a sense of self-worth that doesn’t hinge on a “man’s” approval the way the “men’s” does on a woman’s.
TL;DR, these” men” are pitiful. They’re sad and pitiful and instead of being angry and hating them, we should just feel sorry for them. We should feel nothing but compassion for their poor state of mind and the horrible upbringing they must have gone through to make them into such scared, hateful people. They’re afraid and they’re alone and the only way they know how to cope is to lash out at everyone else while grouping with other like-minded “men” and licking each other’s wounds (sometimes literally, no homo) because no one taught them any differently.
Honestly. I’m not being sarcastic here, seeing things like this just make me very, very sad.