If Rick Santorum wins the presidency, GUESS WHO’S MOVING TO A DESERTED ISLAND.
Go on, guess.
He’s this… Insane human being. Taking his wife’s miscarried fetus home so his family could hug it good-bye? Creepy, but okay sure. Raging against Google for letting it attach gaysex to searches of his name? Fine, understandably uncomfortable for someone who’s conservative. But. BUT.
THIS.
“Santorum had charged, in remarks shown on NBC’s “Meet The Press” on Sunday, that “President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob!”
“There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every day and put their skills to the test that aren’t taught by some liberal college professor, trying to indoctrinate them. Oh I understand why he wants to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image,” Santorum said.”
BECAUSE WANTING EVERYONE TO HAVE A QUALITY EDUCATION MAKES YOU SNOBBY.
Bankrupt Detroit, he said. College is snobby. Bringing his staunch religion into a government that was originally founded because the founding fathers didn’t want to be ruled by religious monarchy. A strong stance against homosexuality (which is just as natural as any other sexual preference, c’mon now).
“He’s been unapologetic about some of his more controversial remarks, even reiterating Sunday his past remarks that Kennedy’s 1960 speech in Houston made “me want to throw up.”
“To say that people of faith have no role in the public square? What makes me throw up is someone who is now trying to tell people that you will do what the government says,” Santorum said.
“That now we’re going to turn around and impose our values from the government on people of faith.”
America is all about embracing diversity, he added.
“What we saw in Kennedy’s speech was just the opposite, and that’s what’s so upsetting about it,” he said.”
HYPOCRISY. AT. IT’S. FINEST.
“America is all about embracing diversity.”
“What makes me throw up is someone who is now trying to tell people that you will do what the government says.”
He’s like goddamn SMeyer. ARE YOU LISTENING. TO THE WORDS. THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR GAPING MOUTH HOLE? And what’s the worst thing about all this?
People are BUYING IT. They are devouring the frothy mixture of lies, hypocrisy, and general asshole stupidity that dribbles down his chin, and they are then begging for more. He won the caucuses in Iowa, Minnesota, Colorado and the Missouri primary. Really. Honest. Look it up. He won. Last I checked, he pulled ahead of Mitt Romney, his rival.
How.
HOW is this happening?
This man wants us brainwashed. He wants us docile, uneducated, religious, repressed, drooling dogs that he can leech money from. His morals? Nonexistent. His level as a human being? Negatory. He is horrible, who is voting for him so I can shoot them in the foot.
I just. I just. I just want him to die. Okay? Please?
Spread the word. Tell your friends. If they vote, don’t vote for him. If they don’t vote but legally can, register and vote for someone else. If they can’t vote due to age or other reasons, tell them to tell everyone else not to vote for him. This man CANNOT win. You thought Bush was bad?
Just you wait.
CRYSTAL OUT, BITCHES.
